My Self-Summary:
I have skills like... burping the alphabets, laughing like Goofy and Mickey Mouse, computer hacking skills, whistling in several different styles, fighting with chopsticks... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, right? ;)
and when ever I get time from day dreaming, I study a little :P
If something intrigues me, I direct my whole mind towards it and in the end usually find out that I am wicked awesome at it! That's how I got good at dancing, sketching, and a bunch of other stuff (mostly self taught). If I don't want to do something and people order me to do it then I become lazy as hell (Lazy! Ha! That's what I have them believe! Truth is I really despise doing something that I'm just not interested in and take a lot of time than usual to do the work all the while hoping that the person would get irritated, leave me alone and get the work done by someone else) consequently implying that I'm not the kind of guy to work at a 9 to 5 job that I hate, working on making software applications that I have no clue how to (even though I'm an engineer in Computer Science and am doing a M.Sc. in the same field doesn't mean I like it, I've got other stuff planned)! I persevere like crazy when I set my mind to something, never knowing when it's okay to stop, even if it looks like I'm losing.
I'm Really Good at:
Cooking... i'm no 5-star restaurant chef but I can survive if i'm left alone. I specialize in sandwiches.
Thumb fights and Tic-Tac-Toe.
Drawing good sketches of the people I like... and drawing funny cartoons of people I don't... in which they usually end up being killed by a bazooka-carrying-matchstick man :D
The first things people usually notice about me:
Apparently I have naughty eyes... I don't know how people notice that... but they somehow do.
My favorite books, movies, music and food:
Books- I read anything that has an interesting cover ( that's right... I judge a book by it's cover )... from Harry Potter to Sherlock Holmes to The Theory of Everything to Chicken Soup for the Soul. Don't be surprised if you find me reading a comic book once in a while ( I can't help it! They have really interesting covers ).
Movies- Comedy movies that make you laugh till your stomach hurts OR till you pee in your pants and have to be escorted out of the movie by the theater staff :D
Shows- I watch crime shows Dexter, Psych, Castle, Lie to Me etc. ( so that I can gain knowledge on how to kill people and get away with it ) and comedy shows and sitcoms How I met your mother, Friends, Big Bang Theory, Comedy Circus and the like ( just in case I do get caught, I would like to know some nice jokes so that it gets easy to make friends. The crowd in the slammer is really tough to please, I hear. Who knows, maybe someday they'll even let me into their exclusive gang. ) Ironically, I've never seen Prison Break nor have any desire whatsoever, to do so anytime soon. I watch cartoons too ( like Simpsons, Shinchan, been a long time since I saw it but still- Pokemon ) because some girls have told me I look like a cartoon myself sometimes, but frankly, I just never see the resemblance.
Songs- Any song in Hindi, Punjabi or English... I guess that's because these are the only three languages that I understand. The song should have good, meaningful lyrics OR just have a dozen half-naked girls gyrating their hips in the video of the song, in which case I'd most likely watch the video with the volume on mute so the language doesn't really matter then (Hey! At least I don't pretend that I don't watch such videos or am only watching them because the song is catchy).
Food- A vegetarian with a twist. Just thinking about some types of food makes me hungry... Pizza, Chocolate cake... mmmm... Chocolate cake... oh crap! my keyboard has drool all over it!
The six things I could never do without:
Chocolates & Pizza- If they were illegal i'd gladly spend the rest of my life in prison ( I'd probably have to fashion a shank/shiv out of an unused spoon or something to survive there, but it would be worth it! ) Just kidding! But seriously, if you touch the chocolate cake/pastry that's on my plate, I will kill you!
Laughing so hard that whatever i'm drinking comes out of my nose. I do a lot of stuff that people call crazy. I personally just don't know when I should be afraid of doing something that society frowns upon.
Drawing silly cartoons and hoping to magically wake up with super-powers someday. Even if I don't get super-powers its okay as long as I can get my hands on all the cool stuff that Batman has.
The feeling of sitting on a beach looking at the sun going down... or under the night sky looking at the Moon and the stars... or the crazy feeling I get when I'm riding my bike in the rain.
Running around like a hyper kid, who has eaten lots of sugar.
My friends (I know friends are not "things", I just can't think of anything funny to say at the moment... My mind is off wandering at a beach with those half-naked girls from the music videos).
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
What I would do with my awesome super-powers... would I use them for good or would I be a super-villain?... I guess I would use them for good... unless I had the power of being invisible... then I can't promise anything ;)
And also... How the hell did the donkey from 'Shrek' get that dragon pregnant... Does anybody know the answer to this?? You would be helping me out in solving the biggest riddle of our time, if you do.
On a typical Friday night I am:
Out with my mostly crazy ( and sometimes weird ) friends... going places we never knew existed before.
The most private thing i'm willing to admit:
I have a HUGE...
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HUGE PE...
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HUGE PEN...
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HUGE PEN and COIN Collection...
What were you thinking? /:)
Find me on Facebook-
http://www.facebook.com/Jasmeet.JC
I have skills like... burping the alphabets, laughing like Goofy and Mickey Mouse, computer hacking skills, whistling in several different styles, fighting with chopsticks... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, right? ;)
What I'm Doing with My Life:
Trying to think up new ways to rule the world >:)and when ever I get time from day dreaming, I study a little :P
If something intrigues me, I direct my whole mind towards it and in the end usually find out that I am wicked awesome at it! That's how I got good at dancing, sketching, and a bunch of other stuff (mostly self taught). If I don't want to do something and people order me to do it then I become lazy as hell (Lazy! Ha! That's what I have them believe! Truth is I really despise doing something that I'm just not interested in and take a lot of time than usual to do the work all the while hoping that the person would get irritated, leave me alone and get the work done by someone else) consequently implying that I'm not the kind of guy to work at a 9 to 5 job that I hate, working on making software applications that I have no clue how to (even though I'm an engineer in Computer Science and am doing a M.Sc. in the same field doesn't mean I like it, I've got other stuff planned)! I persevere like crazy when I set my mind to something, never knowing when it's okay to stop, even if it looks like I'm losing.
I'm Really Good at:
Cooking... i'm no 5-star restaurant chef but I can survive if i'm left alone. I specialize in sandwiches.
Thumb fights and Tic-Tac-Toe.
Drawing good sketches of the people I like... and drawing funny cartoons of people I don't... in which they usually end up being killed by a bazooka-carrying-matchstick man :D
The first things people usually notice about me:
Apparently I have naughty eyes... I don't know how people notice that... but they somehow do.
My favorite books, movies, music and food:
Books- I read anything that has an interesting cover ( that's right... I judge a book by it's cover )... from Harry Potter to Sherlock Holmes to The Theory of Everything to Chicken Soup for the Soul. Don't be surprised if you find me reading a comic book once in a while ( I can't help it! They have really interesting covers ).
Movies- Comedy movies that make you laugh till your stomach hurts OR till you pee in your pants and have to be escorted out of the movie by the theater staff :D
Shows- I watch crime shows Dexter, Psych, Castle, Lie to Me etc. ( so that I can gain knowledge on how to kill people and get away with it ) and comedy shows and sitcoms How I met your mother, Friends, Big Bang Theory, Comedy Circus and the like ( just in case I do get caught, I would like to know some nice jokes so that it gets easy to make friends. The crowd in the slammer is really tough to please, I hear. Who knows, maybe someday they'll even let me into their exclusive gang. ) Ironically, I've never seen Prison Break nor have any desire whatsoever, to do so anytime soon. I watch cartoons too ( like Simpsons, Shinchan, been a long time since I saw it but still- Pokemon ) because some girls have told me I look like a cartoon myself sometimes, but frankly, I just never see the resemblance.
Songs- Any song in Hindi, Punjabi or English... I guess that's because these are the only three languages that I understand. The song should have good, meaningful lyrics OR just have a dozen half-naked girls gyrating their hips in the video of the song, in which case I'd most likely watch the video with the volume on mute so the language doesn't really matter then (Hey! At least I don't pretend that I don't watch such videos or am only watching them because the song is catchy).
Food- A vegetarian with a twist. Just thinking about some types of food makes me hungry... Pizza, Chocolate cake... mmmm... Chocolate cake... oh crap! my keyboard has drool all over it!
The six things I could never do without:
Chocolates & Pizza- If they were illegal i'd gladly spend the rest of my life in prison ( I'd probably have to fashion a shank/shiv out of an unused spoon or something to survive there, but it would be worth it! ) Just kidding! But seriously, if you touch the chocolate cake/pastry that's on my plate, I will kill you!
Laughing so hard that whatever i'm drinking comes out of my nose. I do a lot of stuff that people call crazy. I personally just don't know when I should be afraid of doing something that society frowns upon.
Drawing silly cartoons and hoping to magically wake up with super-powers someday. Even if I don't get super-powers its okay as long as I can get my hands on all the cool stuff that Batman has.
The feeling of sitting on a beach looking at the sun going down... or under the night sky looking at the Moon and the stars... or the crazy feeling I get when I'm riding my bike in the rain.
Running around like a hyper kid, who has eaten lots of sugar.
My friends (I know friends are not "things", I just can't think of anything funny to say at the moment... My mind is off wandering at a beach with those half-naked girls from the music videos).
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
What I would do with my awesome super-powers... would I use them for good or would I be a super-villain?... I guess I would use them for good... unless I had the power of being invisible... then I can't promise anything ;)
And also... How the hell did the donkey from 'Shrek' get that dragon pregnant... Does anybody know the answer to this?? You would be helping me out in solving the biggest riddle of our time, if you do.
On a typical Friday night I am:
Out with my mostly crazy ( and sometimes weird ) friends... going places we never knew existed before.
The most private thing i'm willing to admit:
I have a HUGE...
...
...
...
HUGE P...
...
...
...
HUGE PE...
...
...
...
HUGE PEN...
...
...
...
...
...
HUGE PEN and COIN Collection...
What were you thinking? /:)
Find me on Facebook-
http://www.facebook.com/Jasmeet.JC
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