Me

My Self-Summary:
I have skills like... burping the alphabets, laughing like Goofy and Mickey Mouse, computer hacking skills, whistling in several different styles, fighting with chopsticks... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, right? ;)

What I'm Doing with My Life:

Trying to think up new ways to rule the world >:)
and when ever I get time from day dreaming, I study a little :P

If something intrigues me, I direct my whole mind towards it and in the end usually find out that I am wicked awesome at it! That's how I got good at dancing, sketching, and a bunch of other stuff (mostly self taught). If I don't want to do something and people order me to do it then I become lazy as hell (Lazy! Ha! That's what I have them believe! Truth is I really despise doing something that I'm just not interested in and take a lot of time than usual to do the work all the while hoping that the person would get irritated, leave me alone and get the work done by someone else) consequently implying that I'm not the kind of guy to work at a 9 to 5 job that I hate, working on making software applications that I have no clue how to (even though I'm an engineer in Computer Science and am doing a M.Sc. in the same field doesn't mean I like it, I've got other stuff planned)! I persevere like crazy when I set my mind to something, never knowing when it's okay to stop, even if it looks like I'm losing.

I'm Really Good at:
Cooking... i'm no 5-star restaurant chef but I can survive if i'm left alone. I specialize in sandwiches.

Thumb fights and Tic-Tac-Toe.

Drawing good sketches of the people I like... and drawing funny cartoons of people I don't... in which they usually end up being killed by a bazooka-carrying-matchstick man :D

The first things people usually notice about me:
Apparently I have naughty eyes... I don't know how people notice that... but they somehow do.

My favorite books, movies, music and food:
Books- I read anything that has an interesting cover ( that's right... I judge a book by it's cover )... from Harry Potter to Sherlock Holmes to The Theory of Everything to Chicken Soup for the Soul. Don't be surprised if you find me reading a comic book once in a while ( I can't help it! They have really interesting covers ).

Movies- Comedy movies that make you laugh till your stomach hurts OR till you pee in your pants and have to be escorted out of the movie by the theater staff :D

Shows- I watch crime shows Dexter, Psych, Castle, Lie to Me etc. ( so that I can gain knowledge on how to kill people and get away with it ) and comedy shows and sitcoms How I met your mother, Friends, Big Bang Theory, Comedy Circus and the like ( just in case I do get caught, I would like to know some nice jokes so that it gets easy to make friends. The crowd in the slammer is really tough to please, I hear. Who knows, maybe someday they'll even let me into their exclusive gang. ) Ironically, I've never seen Prison Break nor have any desire whatsoever, to do so anytime soon. I watch cartoons too ( like Simpsons, Shinchan, been a long time since I saw it but still- Pokemon ) because some girls have told me I look like a cartoon myself sometimes, but frankly, I just never see the resemblance.

Songs- Any song in Hindi, Punjabi or English... I guess that's because these are the only three languages that I understand. The song should have good, meaningful lyrics OR just have a dozen half-naked girls gyrating their hips in the video of the song, in which case I'd most likely watch the video with the volume on mute so the language doesn't really matter then (Hey! At least I don't pretend that I don't watch such videos or am only watching them because the song is catchy).

Food- A vegetarian with a twist. Just thinking about some types of food makes me hungry... Pizza, Chocolate cake... mmmm... Chocolate cake... oh crap! my keyboard has drool all over it!

The six things I could never do without:
Chocolates & Pizza- If they were illegal i'd gladly spend the rest of my life in prison ( I'd probably have to fashion a shank/shiv out of an unused spoon or something to survive there, but it would be worth it! ) Just kidding! But seriously, if you touch the chocolate cake/pastry that's on my plate, I will kill you!

Laughing so hard that whatever i'm drinking comes out of my nose. I do a lot of stuff that people call crazy. I personally just don't know when I should be afraid of doing something that society frowns upon.

Drawing silly cartoons and hoping to magically wake up with super-powers someday. Even if I don't get super-powers its okay as long as I can get my hands on all the cool stuff that Batman has.

The feeling of sitting on a beach looking at the sun going down... or under the night sky looking at the Moon and the stars... or the crazy feeling I get when I'm riding my bike in the rain.

Running around like a hyper kid, who has eaten lots of sugar.

My friends (I know friends are not "things", I just can't think of anything funny to say at the moment... My mind is off wandering at a beach with those half-naked girls from the music videos).


I spend a lot of time thinking about:
What I would do with my awesome super-powers... would I use them for good or would I be a super-villain?... I guess I would use them for good... unless I had the power of being invisible... then I can't promise anything ;)

And also... How the hell did the donkey from 'Shrek' get that dragon pregnant... Does anybody know the answer to this?? You would be helping me out in solving the biggest riddle of our time, if you do.

On a typical Friday night I am:
Out with my mostly crazy ( and sometimes weird ) friends... going places we never knew existed before.

The most private thing i'm willing to admit:
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HUGE PEN and COIN Collection...

What were you thinking? /:)


Find me on Facebook-
http://www.facebook.com/Jasmeet.JC

Tricky Facebook Application

I read a newspaper article, in the Hindustan times's HtCity section,  this morning about how a facebook application, called -'Who is checking my profile?' , that  tells you the people in your friend list who visit your profile and how some people have formed hate groups against this application.

What these people, obviously dumb( you'll know why in a second), have failed to realize is that what the application does is ensures that you visit that person's profile even if you haven't been doing so in the past.

How does it do that? Well suppose for example that you receive a notification that says: "(put the name of your friend here)" has tagged you in a 'photo', which is obviously done by the application, and you get another notification that says: "(your friend's name)" has just commented on a photo of you, again done by the application. No matter what you do, you'll surely check out that photo and want to know the comments that have been written underneath that photo, which is obviously placed in the profile that you 'claim' to not have visited in a long time.

So what has the application really done... it did what it says. The application is named "Who 'IS CHECKING' my profile?"....see it says 'is checking' and not 'has checked'. So get over it. It's obviously fun, 'cuz people visit, that profile, even when they don't want to, just because they can't get over their own curiosity of what kind of a photo they were tagged in and what comments have been received. So all this application really does is exploit your own need to know what people think about you. Don't go blaming the application just because you got fooled.

Peace.

Signed
Jasmeet Singh

Some quotes I just had to modify:

* All true wisdom is found on T-Shirts.
CHANGED TO-
All true wisdom is found on girl's T-shirts. That's why boys are stupid...for fear of being caught staring.

* If you want to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes.
CHANGED TO-
If you want to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes; and if someone criticizes you, hit them with yours.

* When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
CHANGED TO-
When life gives you lemons make lemonade and sell it; When life doesn't give you lemons, pee in a jar and sell it off as lemonade.

* If you want people to think well of you, do not speak well of yourself.
CHANGED TO-
If you want people to think well of you, promote yourself.

* Keep your temper,nobody wants it.
CHANGED TO-
Keep your temper, so you can use it later on you Ex.

* Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers.
CHANGED TO-
Before you ask more questions, think about whether you are ready for cross questioning.

* He who laughs last might not want to be left out. -Jasmeet Singh.

* He who laughs last probably had to be explained in sign language. -Jasmeet Singh.

* You can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first.
CHANGED TO-
You can move the world with an idea, but you can't move a cup with your mind.

* He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself  is enlightened. -Lao Tsu.
CHANGED TO-
He who knows himself is enlightened. He who knows others can manipulate them.

* Laugh and the world stares at you; cry and you'll be in an asylum next. -Jasmeet Singh.

* A witty saying proves nothing. -Voltaire.
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A witty saying proves nothing, but it sure keeps people entertained.

* It is Common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. -Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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It is Common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But most people don't have a common sense.

* The questions remain the same, the answers are eternally variable.
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The questions are eternally variable, but the answer remains the same -"I don't know".

* Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Lo and behold!!!! I have arrived.

* A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -Patton.
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A perfect plan today, will still be a good plan tomorrow.

Some of my Original Quotes:

* Enemies are just backstabbing friends.

* There is no such thing as a failed relationship, only failed people.

* If you can't make your poem rhyme, don't try the next time.

* Riding hard on your bike may fail to impress some girls. But falling hard from it will definitely get their attention.  -This quote was a result of a accident I had (The one where my head almost hit a pillar. Read the first post).

* It's not the person whose heart you touched that'll remember you forever when you are gone.; but it's the one you forgot to mention in your final WILL.

* Time is the most precious thing...and since I've been wasting most of it my whole life, that makes me pretty darn rich.

* Why make your own mistakes when you can learn from where other people went wrong?

* Love is life, love is pure. What is Love? I'm not sure.

* Women complain that men are not attentive enough towards them. They don't realize that if we were, we'd tell you exactly how FAT you look in THAT dress.

* I don't feel the need to go back to my childhood like other people....'cuz I never left.

* Of all the people I know, I love ME the most.

* "I Don't Love You Anymore". But my shrink says I'm currently in a state of denial.

* It's biting cold outside and it's biting me in all the wrong places.

* Learn to laugh...If you don't laugh then you are just another species in the Animal Kingdom, except hyenas, but they are creepy.

* I prefer to be weird in my own time. That way I get to be known as a genius in the ages to come.

* It happened again today, as it has happened before. That damn cupid's arrow got me right in the ASS. Why he does this? I'm not yet sure.

* I was never told how to lie. I learned so well on my own.

* If you are ever going to cry in life, make sure that they are tears of joy.

* Your love is in my blood, it's in my heart and soul, Loving you is life, it's my one and only goal.

* You don't have to like me, I don't even care if you do. All I know is I LOVE YOU, & and this love is really true.

* (Punjabi) Saade warga aashiq na koi si te na koi ayega, hun ranjha, mirza, punnu, ton pehlan (Jas)Meet da naa litta jayega.

* (Hindi) Past ko le ke rote rahoge, aur future ki chinta karte rahoge to present me kaise jee paoge?

* If GOD exists I want to see Him,
   I want to know, why does He hide?
   Does He have lots of pimples on His face,
   OR is He severely cross-eyed?!

*What's the use of racing if you don't give your opponent a head start?!

Some quotes i love:

* When I cry I see you in my tears, but I clean my tears therefore no one can see you.

* Cogito ergo sum- I think therefore I am.

* I like being single, I am always there when I need me. -Art Leo.

* If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

* It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you place the blame.

* A day without sunshine is like night.

* Even the best of friends can't attend each other's funerals.

* Time sure flies when you don't know what you are doing.

* Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. -Richard Armour.

* Laugh and the world ignores you, crying doesn't help either.

* If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -Lawrence J. Peter.

* If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -Lily Tomlin.

*All that glitters has a high refractive index.

* Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

* Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

* He who laughs last missed the punch line.

* When the speaker and to whom he speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics. -Voltaire.

* Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur - whatever is said in latin sounds profound.

* A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.

* Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

* If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

* Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is Mystery, Today is a gift, that's why it's called Present.

* Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls...if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.

* Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -Jerome K. Jerome.

* Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her. -Vanbrugh

* In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be n love with someone else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. -Russell Baker.

* Life is too short to be taken seriously. -Oscar Wilde.

* The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no GOD. -Woody Allen.

* I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -Larry Lee.

* I Love You not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -Roy Croft.

* When god saw how faulty was man, He tried again and made woman. As to why he then stopped there are 2 opinions. One of them is woman's. -De Gourmont.

* Mother is the need of all inventions. -Calvin and Hobbes.

* Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.

* (Hindi) Hawa khilaf thi, chirag bhi khoob jala, khuda bhi hone ke kya kya saboot deta hai.

* Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

* (Hindi) Maine koshish to bahut ki use bhulane ki, chhod useki yaad kisi aur ko chahne ki. Lekin jitna bhoolta tha, utni yaad aati thi wo. Ye ada bhi ajeeb hai unki hume tadpane ki.

* (Punjabi) Kithe challi hain gobi da ful ban ke...kudiye badami rangiye.

* Think only that which you have to do. Do what you have to say and if it is a must, say only that which you have to do.

* Fall from a tree top, fall from above, fall from everywhere, but never fall in love.

* It is better to understand a little than misunderstand a lot.

* I can never put it till tomorrow when I can possibly do the day after.

* Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. -Socrates

Comedy is what happens when an artist gets frustrated by drawing the same things time and again....

Don't you wish your gilrfriend was hot like her.....I don't

Ok I'll draw it really good now...

Can't believe you fell for that again....hahaha this is "drawings gone bad", what else did you expect.

He was the Baddest and Meanest shark in the sea...

till he met Popeye the Sailor.

His name was Harvey Dent...

till he became 2-Face....the baddest villian of Gotham City.

He was supposed to be scary looking...

...till i thought otherwise.

He wanted to be like his idol, Batman..

...but unfortunately...his dad was The Joker.

An ordinary bringal....but then i started to anthropomorphize again....

Did I hear you scream Goku!!!....I should tell you....he had a little operation done.

Everybody told him that he was a bad Elvis impersonator....he thought they meant BAD in slang....till they showed him what they actually meant.

He had the coolest hairdo....till his mom made him flatten it.

His parents told him he would do something really big one day....and he did....he reversed EVOLUTION.

Some drawings that i've made over the years...

The Famous HUM-TUM...obviously i drew them after the movie was released...or i would have sued the producers for plagiarism :D

Broken Hearted (...edited from my samsung F-480 and special thanks to my mom for the bad wash of my "I love NY" t-shirt...lol)

The original pic used from the Hindustan Times.

 

The final sketch and my tribute to MJ.

Three ordinary, badly drawn, circles....not after i'm done.

I'm done.

The Sikh Warrior

How many sikh with turbans do you see?... the correct answer is 12

 

Pen never left the paper for this one.

Anthropomorphize a sword and this is what you get.

Same shapes but different drawings.

He waited too long. :P