Some of my Original Quotes:

* Enemies are just backstabbing friends.

* There is no such thing as a failed relationship, only failed people.

* If you can't make your poem rhyme, don't try the next time.

* Riding hard on your bike may fail to impress some girls. But falling hard from it will definitely get their attention.  -This quote was a result of a accident I had (The one where my head almost hit a pillar. Read the first post).

* It's not the person whose heart you touched that'll remember you forever when you are gone.; but it's the one you forgot to mention in your final WILL.

* Time is the most precious thing...and since I've been wasting most of it my whole life, that makes me pretty darn rich.

* Why make your own mistakes when you can learn from where other people went wrong?

* Love is life, love is pure. What is Love? I'm not sure.

* Women complain that men are not attentive enough towards them. They don't realize that if we were, we'd tell you exactly how FAT you look in THAT dress.

* I don't feel the need to go back to my childhood like other people....'cuz I never left.

* Of all the people I know, I love ME the most.

* "I Don't Love You Anymore". But my shrink says I'm currently in a state of denial.

* It's biting cold outside and it's biting me in all the wrong places.

* Learn to laugh...If you don't laugh then you are just another species in the Animal Kingdom, except hyenas, but they are creepy.

* I prefer to be weird in my own time. That way I get to be known as a genius in the ages to come.

* It happened again today, as it has happened before. That damn cupid's arrow got me right in the ASS. Why he does this? I'm not yet sure.

* I was never told how to lie. I learned so well on my own.

* If you are ever going to cry in life, make sure that they are tears of joy.

* Your love is in my blood, it's in my heart and soul, Loving you is life, it's my one and only goal.

* You don't have to like me, I don't even care if you do. All I know is I LOVE YOU, & and this love is really true.

* (Punjabi) Saade warga aashiq na koi si te na koi ayega, hun ranjha, mirza, punnu, ton pehlan (Jas)Meet da naa litta jayega.

* (Hindi) Past ko le ke rote rahoge, aur future ki chinta karte rahoge to present me kaise jee paoge?

* If GOD exists I want to see Him,
   I want to know, why does He hide?
   Does He have lots of pimples on His face,
   OR is He severely cross-eyed?!

*What's the use of racing if you don't give your opponent a head start?!