Some quotes i love:

* When I cry I see you in my tears, but I clean my tears therefore no one can see you.

* Cogito ergo sum- I think therefore I am.

* I like being single, I am always there when I need me. -Art Leo.

* If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

* It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you place the blame.

* A day without sunshine is like night.

* Even the best of friends can't attend each other's funerals.

* Time sure flies when you don't know what you are doing.

* Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. -Richard Armour.

* Laugh and the world ignores you, crying doesn't help either.

* If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -Lawrence J. Peter.

* If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -Lily Tomlin.

*All that glitters has a high refractive index.

* Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

* Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

* He who laughs last missed the punch line.

* When the speaker and to whom he speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics. -Voltaire.

* Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur - whatever is said in latin sounds profound.

* A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.

* Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

* If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

* Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is Mystery, Today is a gift, that's why it's called Present.

* Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls...if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.

* Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -Jerome K. Jerome.

* Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her. -Vanbrugh

* In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be n love with someone else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. -Russell Baker.

* Life is too short to be taken seriously. -Oscar Wilde.

* The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no GOD. -Woody Allen.

* I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -Larry Lee.

* I Love You not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -Roy Croft.

* When god saw how faulty was man, He tried again and made woman. As to why he then stopped there are 2 opinions. One of them is woman's. -De Gourmont.

* Mother is the need of all inventions. -Calvin and Hobbes.

* Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.

* (Hindi) Hawa khilaf thi, chirag bhi khoob jala, khuda bhi hone ke kya kya saboot deta hai.

* Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

* (Hindi) Maine koshish to bahut ki use bhulane ki, chhod useki yaad kisi aur ko chahne ki. Lekin jitna bhoolta tha, utni yaad aati thi wo. Ye ada bhi ajeeb hai unki hume tadpane ki.

* (Punjabi) Kithe challi hain gobi da ful ban ke...kudiye badami rangiye.

* Think only that which you have to do. Do what you have to say and if it is a must, say only that which you have to do.

* Fall from a tree top, fall from above, fall from everywhere, but never fall in love.

* It is better to understand a little than misunderstand a lot.

* I can never put it till tomorrow when I can possibly do the day after.

* Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. -Socrates