This is the profile of the most famous upcoming rapper from India (or so he claims) :D
Hopesh Dangal (HOPP DOGG)-
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001337297019
Do read it!
When I shared this link on my facebook wall people cracked up laughing. Since i'm known in my family to be the only decent rapper (or probably the only person who loves to rhyme stuff), a relative of mine asked me to write a rap of my own that could compete with Hopp Dogg's abysmal rap, and I did.
Here's the rap (Hopp dogg style :P)
Relative: dude you should rap... you can do better than hopesh.
Me:
But I can only rap YO!
and only Hopesh can sing such crap YO!
Hopesh pe lagna chahiye heavy fine YO!
Iska rap hai bahut bada crime YO!
Jaldi hi main ZOO me jaunga YO!
Hopesh ko wahan bharti karwaunga YO!
cuz he thinks he is cool YO!
the dude is a bloody fool YO!
the lyrics of his rap SUCK
HOPP DOGG is out of LUCK.
Oh Santa! take him away in your toy sack.
Hopesh ko koi batao k J.C. just struck back!
YO!
(in case you are wondering who this J.C. is, and why the hell his name is in the rap, then I should tell you that J.C. is my rapper name. YO! :P)
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